im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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