She's JV to your varsity
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
