it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We had to coat check the pizza.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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