What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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