hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just had sex bonerless
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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