Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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