oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My bed smells like the plague
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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