you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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