it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Soap is not a condiment
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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