I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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