sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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