did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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