The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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