She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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