I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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