windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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