There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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