Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
