1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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