i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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