Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
being pregnant is like rehab
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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