i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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