Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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