What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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