I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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