I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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