just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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