doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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