i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize