i'm signing you up for texting rehab
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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