They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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