Small penises have feelings too.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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