How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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