Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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