you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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