Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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