just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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