I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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