ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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