we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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