So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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