Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
