I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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