they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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