Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
