How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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