I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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