is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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