I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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