Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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