i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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