she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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