we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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