Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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