i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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