so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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